The picture show
Drop a dime. Choose your trouble.
Every picture has its own one-sheet on the poster wall.
Now showing
The original Planet Moonies picture show
Running time · 52 sec
Selections
The short reels
A continuing picture series · Position open since '55
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 01 · A Soda Jerk Picture
He Left For Lunch. He Started A War.
Our soda jerk accidentally started a revolution somewhere south of Florida. We expect him back Tuesday.
Strawberry Cream · Running time 20 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 02 · A Soda Jerk Picture
They Thought He Was Dangerous. He Is Merely An Idiot.
Police arrested our soda jerk yesterday. It was a case of mistaken identity. He'll be back tomorrow.
Vanilla Cream · Running time 22 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 03 · A Soda Jerk Picture
Stable Condition. Unstable Location.
Doctors say he's in stable condition. Unfortunately, the stable is in Kentucky. We're sending someone to get him.
Salted Caramel Cream · Running time 20 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 04 · A Soda Jerk Picture
He Believes He Is A Chicken. Eggs Are Expensive.
Our soda jerk went to see a hypnotist. We'd have him treated, but eggs are expensive.
Cookies & Cream · Running time 19 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 05 · A Soda Jerk Picture
Superheroes Are Overrated. Moonies Are Not.
Our soda jerk was bitten by a radioactive spider. Nothing happened. So he killed it. He'll be back next week.
Original Cream · Running time 21 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 06 · A Soda Jerk Picture
Abducted Tuesday. Returned Wednesday.
Our soda jerk was abducted by aliens Tuesday night. They brought him back Wednesday. Now they refuse to leave until we fix the probe.
Original Cream · Running time 23 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 07 · A Soda Jerk Picture
Good Shakes. Bad Aliens.
The aliens stayed for the Moonies, invented a repair job, and let their designated driver loose with a ray gun.
Vanilla Cream · Running time 38 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 08 · A Soda Jerk Picture
They Came For The Cream. They Stayed For The Merch.
The aliens took matters into their own hands — cream, mugs, shot glasses, T-shirts — then offered $300 cash for a six-pack and tried to open a franchise. They left one behind. We call him Monty.
Vanilla Cream · Running time 51 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
Planet Moonies presents
Episode No. 09 · A Soda Jerk Picture
Out Of This World.
They crossed forty million miles of nothing to open a malt shop on the Moon. First customer? Nobody. Second customer? Also nobody. It's the Moon.
Original Cream · Running time 39 sec
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
