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Ten Flavours. One Questionable Decision.

Every jar is the real thing — cream moonshine at 17%, dressed up like the desserts behind the counter.

01 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Cookies & Cream

Like a milkshake. Just a little more illegal.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Cookies & Cream cream moonshine

02 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Chocolate Peanut Butter

Two great tastes. One terrible influence.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Chocolate Peanut Butter cream moonshine

03 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Strawberry Milkshake

Some things are better spiked.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Strawberry Milkshake cream moonshine

04 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Salted Caramel

Some things are better a little salty.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Salted Caramel cream moonshine

05 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Banana Cream Pie

Like dessert should be. Only stronger.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Banana Cream Pie cream moonshine

06 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Root Beer Float

The float that sank your plans.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Root Beer Float cream moonshine

07 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Orange Creamsicle

A popsicle with priors.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Orange Creamsicle cream moonshine

08 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Maple Cream

Because everything tastes better with a little maple.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Maple Cream cream moonshine

09 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Pumpkin Spice

Because apparently everything needs pumpkin spice.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Pumpkin Spice cream moonshine

10 · 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL

Vanilla Milkshake

Looks innocent. That's how it gets you.

1950s malt-shop advertisement for Planet Moonies Vanilla Milkshake cream moonshine

The whole counter

10 flavours. 0 regrets.

All ten Planet Moonies cream moonshine jars lined up along a 1950s malt-shop counter
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